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heavy balls

the way your balls feel after having oral sex with multiple women at a time
i fucked soo many bitches last night i had such heavy balls

Heavy Ballsackalation 

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.
"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

Balla Heavy 

A homosexual variation used to describe something heavy
Wow, that car is more balla heavy than my car
Balla Heavy by dictionary_man June 30, 2009