Head Massage

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.

Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!

by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.

Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

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by Kapronca August 2, 2016

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018