head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

head lick by eatsleepnut August 14, 2017

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Lick Head

Lick Head
A lick head is som1 that licks heads and also does cocain

Frank: U lick head !
Random:Ilike the taste of it

Lick Head by Franklee October 24, 2005

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head lick • she loves head licking • Lick Head • Headlicken • head • head ass • head fuck • head cheese • head over heels • head job

she loves head licking

A phrase that means a girl enjoys tasting the tip of your dick.

Tommy : have you hooked up with that bitch sally?
Jimmy : Yeah! She loves head licking.

she loves head licking by YourMumsabitch December 29, 2022

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Headlicken

Headlice in hair

Fuck Gordon, my pubes are headlicken!

Headlicken by Jode101 August 23, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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