He IS a king

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Yes he IS, Emma. You still don't get it. He sieged the castle. I was the Zhuge Liang leading them from the mote surrounding the castle. You are the bourgeoisie idiots sitting outside of castle that just got threw on your asses. And now you're just sitting there and waiting for King Trump to die with your little faggot signs. And now YOU are just forming a we are the world chain around the mote and waiting for me to drown. AND BEYOND THAT... BEHIND YOU... People are digging motes JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT I'M IN... AND I'M TELLING THAT THAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND YOU... AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. Like the Cheeta guy from you accused me of just trying to trick you so I could get out of the mote. YOU WERE WRONG. And I'm in the mote either way. I'm not signing the consent for to my own public drowning. I'm not listening to anything anyone say until I'm out of the mote. You can pull people out selectively if you want but that doesn't undrown the people you didn't.

Hym "He IS a king in a kind of vague abstract sense. And unfortunately for YOU... I CAN ALWAYS JUST TETHER SOME PEOPLE UP AND SWIM STRAIGHT DOWN! You won't ever be able to cut all of the tethers before I can pull at least one of you. In the meantime, I'm pretty buoyant. And I got a pretty bad case of the woke mind virus."

He IS a king by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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