hay bailer 

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

hay bailer by fup duck July 1, 2011

texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

texas hay bailer by Meek12 May 15, 2014

Haybaler 

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

Haybaler 

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister

Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"

Haybaler by yourmoma May 14, 2005