a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for
money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the
ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn
thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go,
huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn
thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-
bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine
sauce, plus! you get to
sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go
huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn
thing, and had to cut him
loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn
thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
