havanna omlette
havanna omlette by matt1968 October 13, 2007
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Havana omlette
when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.
Havana omlette by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008
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havana omelette by camel toe February 21, 2003
Havana Omelette
An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
Havana Omelette by redring January 23, 2014
Havana Brown Omelette
When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
Havana Brown Omelette by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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