hatewheel 

the kindest mf you'll ever speak to.

Aren't they such a hatewheel? Being so nice to everyone.

hatewheel by BluePhrost April 5, 2024

Halfwheeler 

A disparaging term used by cyclists to describe the rider who, by habit, intent or simple testosterone poisoning, rides ahead of his riding partners by a half bike-length or less, regardless of pace. In the pursuit of camaraderie and convivial side-by-side riding, this results in the group's pace increasing each time the riding companions pull alongside, only to have the halfwheeler move foot or two ahead again, even at the faster speed.

Man, that guy on the green bike is a halfwheeler!
A what??
He keeps upping the pace, and I’m about to pop. Every time I pull up alongside him, he moves two feet ahead... He's a halfwheeler!
You mean he keeps “showing a wheel?”
Kinda, but his is supposed to be a friendly social ride, not a "let's see who we can drop" ride.
Yea, what a halfwheelin’ bastard!
If he hadn't trained for triathlons all summer, we could just drop him like those wheezers back there, but I'm about to go cross-eyed!

Halfwheeler by PPFI November 4, 2009

hotwheels

Nickname given to Frederick Brennan, the creator of 8chan, who saved us all from the traitor moot, who cashed in the control of his website and dignity for some SJW poon.

hotwheels leading the way

hotwheels by zkdr June 2, 2015

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

Certified Hotwheels Moment by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023

Hotwheelssexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to any and all hot wheels cars.

Son: Mom, dad. I need to tell you guys something.
Mom: What is it honey?
Son: I am a hotwheelssexual.
Dad: And I need to tell you something, son.
Son: Hmm?
Dad: So am I.

Hotwheelssexual by RealUltrooper March 26, 2020

Hotwheels

A name for a boy, who due to his bad back has to sit in special chairs during exams.

"Look at Hotwheels in his special chair, damn I wish I had one."

Hotwheels by Invisible Gamer October 14, 2012

halfwheels 

buttocks

Her halfwheels ooze along as she walks.

Get your halfwheels down here, Bill! Someone got a letter for you!

halfwheels by dippyIo November 10, 2012