The Hat
Man knows all, The Hat
Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then
sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat
Man will be there to visit you.