hashtagasm

Any social media post with more-than-five hashtagged items, especially a collection of unrelated ones. #this #that #theother #random #etc and so on.

Too many of my friends' posts end with their latest hashtagasm.

by MC Bamoona April 11, 2016

hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

by maddog01 January 13, 2014

Facebook Hashtags

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.

duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012

hashtaghashtag

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*

"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"

by Mildturd September 20, 2012

HASHORGASM

Real physical orgasm caused by massive overload of excitement from a HASH RUN.

Runner A: Dude, did you run Hash yesterday, That run, I swear was soooo good it gave me an orgasm,,
Runner B: no dude that wasn't an orgasm you had, that was an hashorgasm..
Runner A : I think you're right. It was a hashorgasm.. I gotta go EVERY WEEK.

Runner B: That guy: shoeless ho, he sure sets the baddest runs' ever, he's so naughty..

by SHOELESS HO July 10, 2007

hashtagaholic

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014

hashtagram

Like Instagram, this site should be made. But posts should contain hashtags.

"Hey, can I get your hashtagram?"

by El111893 October 21, 2015