hashmuffin 

a muffin fully equiped with marijuana aka weed for those who speak slang.

"we eat hashmuffins when we want to get high."

hashmuffin by kate jennings November 6, 2006

hagamuffin

A dirty, shabbily-clothed older woman. Often seen wearing layers of mismatched clothing, carrying a large, disorganized purse, and sporting a large hat.

Man did you see that lady? She was a complete hagamuffin!

hagamuffin by spookystuff July 6, 2011

hanmuffin 

A mean old lady that smells and crushes on younger men. Preferably teachers.

Wow your such a hanmuffin today.

hanmuffin by hanmuffinhater June 2, 2016

Hagamuffin

An older woman who still tries to maintain a hippyish, pseudo-nomadic, Burning Man type lifestyle, despite clearly being well past her sell-by date.

The Phish concert was rife with hagamuffins. Never have i seen so many pink dreadlocks on a group of post 50s.

Hagamuffin by Harveythefly June 13, 2018