Hantzian 

The art of applying unnecessary phraseology and metaphor to rudimentary concepts.

The way she used an excerpt from Shakespearean script to explain ordering a cheeseburger was truly Hantzian.

Hantzian by mphantz March 13, 2019

hartzian 

Any activity or way of appearing that can be classified as lewd, pseudo-erotic, erotic, or that contains sexually ambiguous overtones.

"The dress that transexual burlesque dancer was wearing was so hartzian!"

hartzian by croatian42 September 5, 2007