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A Hurley Burley is when you puke or "Hurl" while hardcore buttfucking a "burley" or fat chick. More times than not, the puke is projected onto the girls back followed by rapidly rubbing it into the pores so the fat fuck will suffer for eternity with a shitty puke odor.
"Dude Darren", "I got drunk at a party, and found what I thought was a hot chick until i was sober. It turned out it was a FAT girl! So i gave her a vicious HURLEY BURLEY!!
A person, usually a large one, who's eating habits go over and above the call of duty. Often times, they need to be restrainted to allow other people to eat.
I saw Harley at the all you can eat Chinese place earlier . He's a proper Hurley Burley. They had to get the police in to stop him.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)