harg ma lazer Share definition Flag A cut off version of "Imma chargin ma lazer" Sexual slang for handjob. person one: HARG MA LAZER BITCH person two: IM HARGIN UR LAZER. harg ma lazer by meeeeerrf September 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the harg ma lazer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch