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hardspread

A rather promiscuous female who assumes the submissive position of spreading her ass-cheeks, revealing her genitalia in all its glory. A common occurrence in a certain tinychat room. In rare occasions, a male may hardspread.
"Dude, she did a hardspread on tinychat yesterday!"

"Will you hardspread for me, baby?"
by A1 from r9k January 3, 2023
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hardbread sandwich

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.
Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!
by Corporate Luncher August 8, 2006
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Hamspread

Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig
Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.
by Queen Olive May 22, 2019
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Hallspreading

When (mainly) women spread as groups in the halls to take up as much space as humanly possible. Sometimes creating a roadblock because they also walk at a slow pace.
Oh my god, the girls over there are hallspreading! I can’t get to class in time!” “It almost makes me want to splash a mixture of water and bleach on them!”
by _Moyster_ October 6, 2019
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