hardspread 

A rather promiscuous female who assumes the submissive position of spreading her ass-cheeks, revealing her genitalia in all its glory. A common occurrence in a certain tinychat room. In rare occasions, a male may hardspread.

"Dude, she did a hardspread on tinychat yesterday!"

"Will you hardspread for me, baby?"

hardspread by A1 from r9k January 3, 2023

hardbread sandwich 

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.

Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!

hardbread sandwich by Corporate Luncher August 8, 2006

Hamspread 

Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig

Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.

Hamspread by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

Hallspreading 

When (mainly) women spread as groups in the halls to take up as much space as humanly possible. Sometimes creating a roadblock because they also walk at a slow pace.

“Oh my god, the girls over there are hallspreading! I can’t get to class in time!” “It almost makes me want to splash a mixture of water and bleach on them!”

Hallspreading by _Moyster_ October 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004