HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older
man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd.
Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the
bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick
will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire
will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key
fob with a Honda
car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but
will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the
trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers
will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
