hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by November 04, 2020

hard candy

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

by boinus June 11, 2006

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 25, 2004

hard candy

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.

Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.

by Robby Davis January 15, 2007

hard candy

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.

1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"

by dfhjsdfsui April 04, 2010

Hard candy

Literal rocks

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !

by ReallyRealDoctor January 09, 2020