happy nail 

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.

1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.

happy nail by followtheleft December 25, 2022

happy nail 

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

happy nail by @price5233 April 24, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012