happy hard-on

viagra and prozac mixed together.
"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"
by The Schmooze August 19, 2004
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happy harry hard on

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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