Hanna Sofie aka. Barbie Lars She is a woman with an alias, if you ever meet her outside whisper "Barbie Lars" and she will take you to her room and show you her "little Lars".
Her natural habitat is in your fathers anus.
Omg that creature is such a Hanna Sofie. Run or she will show you her little Lars.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"