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Frosty handjive 

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.
Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
Frosty handjive by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

hardrive 

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.
Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!
hardrive by non wrestler April 13, 2005

Hardrive 

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.
"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."
Hardrive by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013

handrine 

The native English (Anglish) word for hand touch.
Stop it with your handrining!
He and she handrine each other.

handjive 

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit
Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.
handjive by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

handiversary 

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
handiversary by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014