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Hand Puppet 

Someone who enjoys the act of being on the receiving end of fist fucking.
Hand Puppet by Lexr December 3, 2003
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hand puppet 

someone that does the talking for a boss
eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet
hand puppet by snowowl February 16, 2006

Hand Puppet 

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.
You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!
Hand Puppet by S. Duong May 30, 2006

hand puppet 

Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.
....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....
hand puppet by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005

Hand Puppet

When someone fists you and opens their hand, then that person will then make movements with their hand like a puppetmaster while you follow the handmovements with your limbs.
Im gonna try the Hand Puppet with you tonight. You better Act!

West Virginia Hand Puppet 

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

Hernia Hand Puppet 

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
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