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Painty Hand 

A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped hipsterdom. They probably read Bukowski and talk about existentialism while waxing their handlebar mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with "edgy" thrift store bargain bin castoffs and "attractive" anorexia.
Do you see that Painty Hand over there in tight black Levi's, hand-shadow dancing to Madonna while sneaking the last sips of beer left on that abandoned table? He just said that he was cooler than Lady Gaga and then stole a child's lollipop.
Painty Hand by BlissfullyMiki March 27, 2011

Pint in hand 

The act where one holds a pint of alcohol in ones hand. Usually sitting down and gesturing with the other hand by raising a middle finger. Hard man pose.
Kev - *Shows picture of man in typical 'Pint in Hand' pose*

Mark Spaghetti - "Top fucking lad, pint in hand!"
Pint in hand by MaxCarsLad February 14, 2005

handprinting 

When one has sex with a woman on her period and uses the still wet menstrual blood to finger paint on the sheets/the two lovers' bodies.
Are those little Johnnies paintings on the fridge?

Oh no, that's my husbands handprinting from last night, be careful, it's fresh ;)
handprinting by corndoggerwith June 13, 2011

handprint skateboards

handprint skateboards is a shit company and alex smells off wee
handprint skateboards by jake m November 29, 2004

Bloody Handprint 

When doggy styling a dirty chick while she's ragging like hell mass producing blood, You rub your hand under her crotch making sure you get an abundance of period sweetness. While she's not paying attention, slap her dirty ass as hard as humanly possible.

HandPrint 

What I put on your girl's ass cheek before I send her back to you
damn, _____ found out I was sending his girl back with a handprint
HandPrint by Wet_Blankets August 17, 2021