A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped hipsterdom. They probably read Bukowski and talk about existentialism while waxing their handlebar mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with "edgy" thrift store bargain bin castoffs and "attractive" anorexia.
Do you see that Painty Hand over there in tight black Levi's, hand-shadow dancing to Madonna while sneaking the last sips of beer left on that abandoned table? He just said that he was cooler than Lady Gaga and then stole a child's lollipop.
The act where one holds a pint of alcohol in ones hand. Usually sitting down and gesturing with the other hand by raising a middle finger. Hard man pose.
Kev - *Shows picture of man in typical 'Pint in Hand' pose*
When doggy styling a dirty chick while she's ragging like hell mass producing blood, You rub your hand under her crotch making sure you get an abundance of period sweetness. While she's not paying attention, slap her dirty ass as hard as humanly possible.