29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-
'I know someone who would loveaugust 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'
It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day
me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day