When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries
Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.
A fucking brutal, musically in depth individual you do not ever want to encounter in a pit. Risking stumbling upon a Hasankani in a pit could possibly result in broken limbs, flying airborne across the room, having your hair pulled out, shoes stolen, etc.
BRO, I went to the MyChildren MyBride show lastnight, I was throwing down hardcore, doin' my thing in the pit, getting my slamdance on, made the mistake of pissing off a Hasankani, he totally ate my face...