by My life is fucked up boy.. May 1, 2021
Get the hampio mug.An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009
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London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008
Get the Hampton mug.he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.
by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021
Get the gabriel hampton mug.A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
Get the Cheesy Hampton mug.A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.
by Roganator October 30, 2008
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