hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

Hammer Toe

A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.

Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!

by Barry Newark July 23, 2009

Hammer Toe

A distinctly huge damn toe with possible warts and other skin deformities

Jenna has a hammer toe and we love to yell it in our LPN class

by Sarbear12185 December 23, 2008

Hammer Toes

Hamma(er) Toes are any toes that look like tiny hammers. An ugly (juxtaposed to pretty) foot/feet.

Man Joe, that broad got Hammer Toes - I had to leave her crib G.

by AGENTdavis August 31, 2006

hammel toe

A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.

Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.

by Edu calvo October 21, 2015

Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

hammertext

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive

God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.

by MC hammer April 27, 2012