ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012

piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

by tizzzle. July 20, 2009

hampiece

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011