ham curtains 

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

ham curtains by Hammy007 November 3, 2015

ham and cheese curtains 

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

ham and cheese curtains by Champloo October 28, 2006

ham certains 

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

ham certains by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

ham and cheese curtain show by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015