haltech

the best engine management system ever created.. has many features such as.. turbo timer, anti-lag, 2 step rev limiter, boost control, nitrous control, VTEC control and many more.. can make even a ford festiva have 400 horsepower.. :)

"Was that a 9 second pass out of that ford festiva!? ....... It must of had a haltech."

by: fastiva604

by fastiva604 July 3, 2006

hatechu

The sound of a sneeze but meant as a hidden way to say "I hate you".

"Man, I.. I... hatechu"
"Bless you!"

by notsirbdon August 30, 2011

hatech

common modification of the word hate, reflecting hate from a wannabee programmer to real ones.

Person 1: I actually code pages.
M. Toe: Hatech!

by M. Toe January 10, 2008

hatechild

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Hatecht

hate·cht

Slang for a moment of great frustration and anger.

"I'm so hatecht that I just lost that 1v1 in Fortnite!!!"

by Keck & Brad May 30, 2018

haptech

Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".

My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.

by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

hatechabro

Hatechabro is a phrase used in cases when someone does something shitty and/or annoying that makes your blood boil. Originated from the Ten Minute Podcast with Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia and Will Sasso.

Hey Bryan. I don't wanna do this, but you're making me issue a hatechabro.

by River Pig January 31, 2020