A woman who is capable of magic and innated with superior animal wisdom.
Contrary to popular belief, she does not consist the capability of influencing all animalia species actions, she is in fact only capable of influencing the actions made by the subfamily Cricetinae. The subfamily contains about 25 species, classified in six or seven genera, whereas the Hamster is one of them.
Helga: why are my hamsters acting so weird lately, and have a sort of silence gathering meeting every night?
Claus: probably because Hallgerd, the ruler of the subfamily Cricetinae, is building an hamsterarmy to take down the human species.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.