Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.
It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
by Peter Urban May 16, 2006
I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 14, 2006
When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
by J_Dubz December 16, 2024