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half bar 

When your penis is at half length and is an inconveience.
Boy 1: Man wtf is in ur pants?

boy 2: dude i got a half bar shutup
half bar by echo_33 January 10, 2007

Half a bar 

To have half an erection.
*looking at cleavage*: "I've got half a bar right now"
Half a bar by TurboPhoenix October 21, 2011

half a bar 

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.
Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"
half a bar by flatley June 13, 2005

Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.
Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.

Half Baked Barry 

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
Half Baked Barry by House of Spoon September 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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