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Hairy Palms 

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.
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Hairy Palms 

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!
Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.
Hairy Palms by 13 March 26, 2003

hairy palms 

hairy palms by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

Hairy Palms 

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey
Hairy Palms by Dave July 8, 2003

harry palms 

a compulsive, incurable wanker (masturbator). these people often become politicians or tv personalities
hey, look at Harry Palms over there. don't shake his hand, it's limp and sticky
harry palms by richnfamous October 16, 2010

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman
ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....
hairy palm by lero July 31, 2004
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