hairy curtain 

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

hairy curtain by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Hair Curtain 

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

Hair Curtain by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

hair curtain 

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

hair curtain by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

hair curtain 

a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull

No old-man disguise would be complete without an artfully applied hair curtain.

hair curtain by 1014 November 26, 2007