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He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
by Hosstich July 20, 2017
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