A person from your high
school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’
t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every
time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’
t go there
man. Sarah was some high
school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the
fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high
school3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”