Definitions by JDo

Hage 

adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.

1. That guy is so hage.
2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake.
3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.

Hage by JDo March 21, 2004

P-fix 

To trick something up to the max.

His Camry has gone thru the P-fix, and now it's iller than a fuckin Bentley

P-fix by JDO August 23, 2003