"Golden Brooks showed up to the Red Carpet event looking like a H.A.M."

"She was mad sloppy and fat wearing a tight ass outfit looking like a H.A.M."

H.A.M. by Bronx Born August 9, 2006

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h.a.m.

H.A.M. is an acronym of the phrase Hot Ass Mess, spelled either h.a.m or H.A.M.. The acronym becomes an adjective which can be used for any person, place or thing.

Did you see Chevette's new haircut? It is so H.A.M. or I am so H.A.M today, I was up way too late drinking and acting a fool. or Did you check out Craig's new neighborhood...H.A.M.!

h.a.m. by austinwondo June 21, 2009

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H.A.M.

Hoe Ass Move.

similar to bitch move but involves a situation in which one's action are punkish, gay, weak or cowardly.
Something a mark or Scary ass nigga would do.

1.) That clerk did a H.A.M. when he got scared that a black man was searching to buy an item in his store, and said that he had him on camera and wanted to know what he was doing.
2.) The student was H.A.Min he made fun of a student behind his back.

H.A.M. by Deeman92788 May 10, 2009

h.a.m.

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Anticipating the arrival of her blind-date, Tammy envisioned a dashing, debonair Southern gentleman - a well-coiffed, mustachioed Rhett Butler - however, her hopes wilted like day-old daisies when she was picked up by Wayne in his uncle's Camaro wearing a muscle-shirt and sweatpants complementing his newly-grown h.a.m. and a luxuriant mullet."

h.a.m. by dorianX January 25, 2009

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