H.A.M. is an acronym of the phrase Hot Ass Mess, spelled either h.a.m or H.A.M.. The acronym becomes an adjective which can be used for any person, place or thing.
Did you see Chevette's new haircut? It is so H.A.M. or I am so H.A.M today, I was up way too late drinking and acting a fool. or Did you check out Craig's new neighborhood...H.A.M.!
by austinwondo June 21, 2009
Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.
"Anticipating the arrival of her blind-date, Tammy envisioned a dashing, debonair Southern gentleman - a well-coiffed, mustachioed Rhett Butler - however, her hopes wilted like day-old daisies when she was picked up by Wayne in his uncle's Camaro wearing a muscle-shirt and sweatpants complementing his newly-grown h.a.m. and a luxuriant mullet."
by dorianX January 25, 2009
by MaLDo12 January 12, 2011
Hard as a motherfucka
by Frost the flow man January 12, 2011
Is an accronym for Hard As a Motherfucker popularized by Wale-"No Hands" then later further popularized by Kanye West and Jay-Z''s hit single "H.A.M".
by Luka Ellacattu November 19, 2011
Hard as a mother fucker.
As in the Kanye West and Jay-Z song, "H.A.M".
Yeah, I'm about to go H.A.M. Hard as a mother fucker; let these niggas know who I am.
Yeah, I'm about to go H.A.M. Hard as a mother fucker; let these niggas know who I am.
by KanyeGossipMonster January 11, 2011