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Gypsy Tears 

Gypsy tears are the last few drops, after you piss, that are hesitant to fall
I shook it, basically played with it, couldn't get the gypsy tears to drop, now my balls are moist.
Gypsy Tears by Evy89 May 25, 2016

gypsy tears 

1/2 shot of wild turkey 101 bourbon
1/2 shot of bacardi 151 rum
add into 4 oz of red bull
chug
barkeep a round of gypsy tears for me and my crew
gypsy tears by brettmharris August 18, 2008

gypsy tears 

whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip
GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!
gypsy tears by 5-alive July 28, 2011

Gypsy Tear

When having sex you pull out and cum just under the eye. Therefore creating a 'gypsy tear'.
'That girl good a real gypsy tear last night' Laughed the boy
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