That guy who's all about Minecraft. You bring up any other game, and he's like, "Nah, Minecraft did it better." And with
computers? Dude thinks Linux is
the holy grail of OSes,
especially that Arch thing he won't shut up about. Don't you ever mention you run Windows around him.
Homie 1: "Dave was
going off again, saying how Minecraft's eating is way
better than GTA's stamina."
Homie 2: "For real. And when he saw my new laptop? Said
that shit would be faster with Linux. Classic gutyina."