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A mexican thick god, he is on earth only to show others what not to do when tuning the womens. Jamie Chill is great example.

I hope she doesnt think im a guruji

guruji by Samuel Cubert June 15, 2018

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Guruji

some guy from punjab who is weird and bald

Somebody: LETS GO TO Guruji Satsang EUGHHHH
Me: No its so boring
Somebody else: BUTWHAY
Frank Heffley: I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
Tung Tung Tung Sahur: TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!!

Guruji by Stroughbries2763 April 28, 2025

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guruji • technical guruji • Gunapala guruji • gurjit • Gurjind • gurugingay • Gurujazzham • gurupie • grujic • Grujin

technical guruji

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth

Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.

technical guruji by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020

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Technical Guruji

A guy who flaunts his wealth for making other people jealous and showing they are low standard.

Manish- I own the flagship iPhone 12 pro max. You can't even dream to buy it.
Deefak- Stop speaking like technical guruji

Technical Guruji by Papa_ji_ August 3, 2021

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Gunapala guruji

Mass troller🔥

Nightmare to Anti Pk fans

One of the Maga jaathi animuthyam

Gunapala guruji is a mass troller ..

Andariki gunapalu dinchutuntadu

Gunapala guruji by Mahendranath May 8, 2021

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Gurujazzham

A thing that pisses for 48 hours on a 5 meter plate and shits for 69 hours on the plate then gets its spatula and starts snorting it up. After that it throws it up and then scoops it up with the spatula and starts eating it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GDTDLHCGHJCYCGRJRTSWHGKNKCRAHF ITS A GURUJAZZHAM

Gurujazzham by Guru jazz ham man July 16, 2019

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gurjinder

A very sexy boy and he is so lit

Damm is that Gurjinder

gurjinder by Boi lit June 11, 2017

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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