gurtir 

To Gurt; the action of having a chode, fat lips, love handles

Gurtir Sandz has a chode

gurtir by Kevin Freeman August 7, 2007

Gurtin' 

Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle

That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'

Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

Gurkirat 

The perfect boyfriend that every girl asks for. He's smart, funny, hot, handsome, cute, caring, and a lot more. Although he tests your patience most of the time, but it's okay, he's Gurkirat soooo ehhh. He is super scary when he gets mad and definitely traumatizing when he yells at you, but again, it's okay, you just gotta have a lot of patience and always try and understand him. That man has been through a lot and when I say a lot, I mean A LOT. I'm very proud of the man he is today. I know he isn't perfect, he got flaws, but he's learning. He can be a boyfie, hubby, and a bestie all at once. I'm very proud to call him mine.

Me: 🥔🥔🥔
Gurkirat: 🥵👌

Gurkirat by jalebibaby_ November 23, 2021

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Gurtrude

The name of a boy or girl with greasy hair

Gurtrude you need a shower

Gurtrude by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

Gurkirat 

A hot guy, always helping others, a lil freaky, great personality and tall

He’s such a gurkirat!

Gurkirat by genesis123 July 23, 2020

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010