gurtank 

An offensive term used to describe a person who is sexually aroused by kid's slides.

'Piss off you GURTANK'

'please leave the park you GURTANK'

gurtank by Stv20000 December 21, 2008

Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.

Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”

Gurtinkurt’s law by Queella February 9, 2021

Gurwanker 

A Grotesquely Unsuccessful Right-wing wanker. We've all met him, trills on Twitter, bsessed with pedophiles, Trump (strange that) and erectile dysfunction meds (though heaven knows why, it's not liking he's getting any). Doesn't respond well to being laughed at ... giggles.

He's so obsessed, no wonder even he calls himself a #Gurwanker

Gurwanker by MoreGiggles August 5, 2024