Gunt Punt
The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.
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GuntPunt- When a fat female is kicked (any kind of kick-dropkick, bicycle kick, roundhouse kick) in the Gunt with great force usually by surprise. The GuntPunt can be a friendly kick to the gunt, a little tap or one that destroys your insides depending on if friend or foe GUNTPUNTs you.
For those of you who do not know what a gunt is, I'm sure you can look it up on this fabulous site urbandictionary.com but I'll inform you now. Gunt is a part of the fat females body. The little pooch, that extra roll right above her vagina(C*unt) and below her gut.
For those of you who do not know what a gunt is, I'm sure you can look it up on this fabulous site urbandictionary.com but I'll inform you now. Gunt is a part of the fat females body. The little pooch, that extra roll right above her vagina(C*unt) and below her gut.
Person 1 runs up to Fat Female and surprises her by kicking her in the Gunt! Person 1 then screams "GUNTPUNT!"
If the fatty female enjoyed this, she can then scream back, "I JUST GOT GUNTPUNTED!"
Person 1 can say, "I'm a Gunt Punter"
Men can also get kicked. See term: MuntPunt.
If the fatty female enjoyed this, she can then scream back, "I JUST GOT GUNTPUNTED!"
Person 1 can say, "I'm a Gunt Punter"
Men can also get kicked. See term: MuntPunt.
GuntPunt by GuntMuffin September 4, 2009
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