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Gummy Worms 

When two men stand naked in front of each other, and slap each others genitals against each other. First man to get a hard-on loses.
Dude 1: Dude, you wanna go listen to showtunes?

Dude 2: That's gayer than playing gummy worms.
Gummy Worms by Mike Prego April 28, 2008
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Gummy worms 

A. Small, gooey-like candies which resemble Gummy Bears.

B. Ammunition.
A. Gummy bears sure taste good with cream cheese!

B. Fucking Aaron. Stop welting me!
Gummy worms by Coiked April 13, 2004

Gummy worms 

when u finally get your fingers into the pussy of the girl you've been chasing. Or the girl you've been chasings friend!
Guy 1 - What the Shit man where were you last night!?!?!
Guy 2 - I was taking gummy worms to Chantelles house last night dude!
Guy 1 - Srsly?!?! Wtf for?!
Guy 2 - Gummy Worms in the Bedroom = Fingers in the pussy! *Self5*
Gummy worms by DizMeisTa February 23, 2009

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms 

donkeys taste like chocolate covered peanut butter gummy worms!!!

Jamacan gummy worms

The process of eating gummy worms without chewing and shitting them into your spouses mouth
Yo baby your jamacan gummy worms ready yet
Jamacan gummy worms by Cheifqeef January 27, 2026

gummy worm mode 

When your dick isn’t hard yet, ya still soft, your drill sergeant isn’t standing at attention😭😭😂😂😂
don’t grab my dick in public butch I’m still in gummy worm mode
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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