A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
by burkehey October 12, 2009
The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.
Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
by FletchTheGreat March 31, 2016
Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.
by ms. anonymous August 5, 2006
(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.
by señor mo July 17, 2023
Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
by Jimmy33 December 8, 2005
The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
by Eric Grieser April 13, 2005
A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.
Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.
Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.
by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021