The nickname Lakers basketball player Pau Gasol is given to describe his finessetype of playing and "wimpy" style. Most recently demonstrated in the NBA Finals when he just could not produce with his lack of physicality.
1st guy: Freakin Pau Gasoft is too freakin soft. Trade his ass.
2nd guy: Nah man he's good. We winning da ship in 09.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.