The grundle of a man so morbidly obese, so overcome with ass flaps and rolls that it contains a depth similar to that of a vagina.
I thought I had slipped deep into Fat Steve's rectum, but when my cockfell between his legs after the first few thrusts, I realized that I was merely penetrating his hairy grundlecunt.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)