A term used to describe a person, place, thing, activity, or action as uncharacteristically gross, deviant, socially unacceptable or weird.
Wow! Ryan's house is filthy-- look at the piles of gruff everywhere.
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
Peter has a huge collection of gruff ass stag movies. So big, he could gruff himself for a century!
by Cookie W February 25, 2018
Hater(s).
These gruff can't stand the GOAT. /or/ He prefers books, and considers himself a bit of a TV gruff. /or/ Karen is such a gruff.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
The worst adjective possible to describe someone or something. There is no other word that is worse than gruff except for gruff itself!
by Swag_Master69 January 11, 2014
by Orgasm Deliverance December 13, 2010
by me262 February 1, 2010
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
by Tylerstein October 6, 2006